Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. Any hot girls at the bar last night? Hell no, just a bunch of black dudes and their pet polar bears.Īccording to 'Happy Hour is for Amateurs' by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.įat white girls. Usually prefers the company of other 'bears' ( big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man. An older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.